Tiny Middle Finger
I'm Ivana from Canada and if you wanna know more about me, there's the ask button down there :)

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yournewfriendsam:

APPROPRIATE USES OF YOLO, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

yournewfriendsam:

APPROPRIATE USES OF YOLO, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

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exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

image

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

(via justademonindisguise)

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magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

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lampfury:

marguerite26:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

Canadian spelling is like someone went through this buffet line and just said: I’ll take that one and that one, and no, I like that u, but also that z.

British English is like English if it was French. A lot of extra letters.

lampfury:

marguerite26:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

Canadian spelling is like someone went through this buffet line and just said: I’ll take that one and that one, and no, I like that u, but also that z.

British English is like English if it was French. A lot of extra letters.

(via justademonindisguise)

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Everyone on tumblr:i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
Me:i'm ugly *actually ugly*
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rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

(Source: memewhore, via justademonindisguise)

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7 hours ago

skiptothegoodbit1d:

Imagine

"Why do you even love me Ash?"

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Charles Bukowski (via rawkiss)

(Source: psych-facts, via thin-adequate)

Too often, the only escape is sleep.
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